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"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

I'm Jess. Nerd. Video game enthusiast. Dork. Submissive. Reptile lover. Collared and owned by an amazing man.


I love libraries, comic books, pretty girly things and Dungeons & Dragons. I adore animals and I'm madly in love with my Papa.


(Please note that, on occasion, some images I post may be NSFW and adult in nature. You need to be 18 or older. If you're not, please leave now.)


-Me!-


Science Teacher: Aristotle believed that everything was made of four elements. What were they?
Me: Water, earth fire, air.
Science Teacher: Good, now w-
Me: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Science Teacher: what
Me: Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Student: why are you doing this
Me: A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Student: how do you even remember all this
Me: BUT I BELIEVE
Student: no
Student: don't say it
Student: don't you dare say it
Me: THAT AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.


dinolich:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby

dinolich:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby


r3druger:

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

lifteatgetswole:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED THIS MUCH

I love these. iHop, Carl “you cut off his leg…”

these get better every time i see them


anam-cara-king:

kaalinfantry:

thesalvationofturin:

perpetumobsessive:

mewstew:

jimsgayunderwear:

Lt Colonel Fighting Jack Churchill, aka Mad Jack
fought throughout WW2 with a longbow and a broadsword
was also known to bring bagpipes
he volunteered for the Commandos, not because he knew what they did but “because it sounds dangerous”
he crawled out of a concentration camp
about the end of WW2, he commented “If it wasn’t for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years.”
atta boy

dear god

How to be batshit with a load of epic.

this is probably the fifth time i’ve reblogged this but it’s just too awesome not to.

Everytime I see this I reblog it. Jack Churchill is my hero.

I need a sword for my bug out bag

anam-cara-king:

kaalinfantry:

thesalvationofturin:

perpetumobsessive:

mewstew:

jimsgayunderwear:

Lt Colonel Fighting Jack Churchill, aka Mad Jack

  • fought throughout WW2 with a longbow and a broadsword
  • was also known to bring bagpipes
  • he volunteered for the Commandos, not because he knew what they did but “because it sounds dangerous”
  • he crawled out of a concentration camp
  • about the end of WW2, he commented “If it wasn’t for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years.”
  • atta boy

dear god

How to be batshit with a load of epic.

this is probably the fifth time i’ve reblogged this but it’s just too awesome not to.

Everytime I see this I reblog it. Jack Churchill is my hero.

I need a sword for my bug out bag


brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.


hello-darling-assbutts:

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

hello-darling-assbutts:

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992

The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."

that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong


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