"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
I'm Jess. Nerd. Video game enthusiast. Dork. Submissive. Reptile lover. Collared and owned by an amazing man.
I love libraries, comic books, pretty girly things and Dungeons & Dragons. I adore animals and I'm madly in love with my Papa.
(Please note that, on occasion, some images I post may be NSFW and adult in nature. You need to be 18 or older. If you're not, please leave now.)
I DIDN’T SEE THESE PEOPLE IN SDCC BECAUSE I WASN’T IN SDCC
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
Someone grill me a cheese
Ohhhh yeah, talk dirty to me.
I think I just came.
you don’t need my permission
JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD YOU BACK BRO
Best friends forever.
EAT THE PIE ILL FEED IT TO U PLZ JUST EAT IT CLARK PLZ
This is a hog nose.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Like a ssssssir.
I’d like to thank my friend Shannon Hammer of Cold-Blooded Creation for this masterpiece.
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