"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
I'm Jess. Nerd. Video game enthusiast. Dork. Submissive. Reptile lover. Collared and owned by an amazing man.
I love libraries, comic books, pretty girly things and Dungeons & Dragons. I adore animals and I'm madly in love with my Papa.
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Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.
Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
what a baby
The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes
I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD
I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED THIS MUCH
I love these. iHop, Carl “you cut off his leg…”
these get better every time i see them
Lt Colonel Fighting Jack Churchill, aka Mad Jack
- fought throughout WW2 with a longbow and a broadsword
- was also known to bring bagpipes
- he volunteered for the Commandos, not because he knew what they did but “because it sounds dangerous”
- he crawled out of a concentration camp
- about the end of WW2, he commented “If it wasn’t for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years.”
- atta boy
How to be batshit with a load of epic.
this is probably the fifth time i’ve reblogged this but it’s just too awesome not to.
Everytime I see this I reblog it. Jack Churchill is my hero.
I need a sword for my bug out bag
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film.
"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries! It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop
If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong