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"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

I'm Jess. Nerd. Video game enthusiast. Dork. Submissive. Reptile lover. Collared and owned by an amazing man.


I love libraries, comic books, pretty girly things and Dungeons & Dragons. I adore animals and I'm madly in love with my Papa.


(Please note that, on occasion, some images I post may be NSFW and adult in nature. You need to be 18 or older. If you're not, please leave now.)


-Me!-


dixontelford:

End of the L I N E.
Juuuuice clandemamp

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.

yobrehhh:

Thank you tumblr


avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER


unshaped:

6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing


"soon"

unshaped:

6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing

photo catheadhaha2.jpg

"soon"


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