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"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

I'm Jess. Nerd. Video game enthusiast. Dork. Submissive. Reptile lover. Collared and owned by an amazing man.


I love libraries, comic books, pretty girly things and Dungeons & Dragons. I adore animals and I'm madly in love with my Papa.


(Please note that, on occasion, some images I post may be NSFW and adult in nature. You need to be 18 or older. If you're not, please leave now.)


-Me!-


mishasminions:

dorkly:

Even More People You See at Every Nerd Convention

I DIDN’T SEE THESE PEOPLE IN SDCC BECAUSE I WASN’T IN SDCC


fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one


bigcutieboberry:

currentuser:

piecesofmynd:

lickystickypickyshe:

Sweet Cheesus!

Click through for recipes.

Someone grill me a cheese

Ohhhh yeah, talk dirty to me.

I think I just came.


atlasalpha:

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no flash

you don’t need my permission

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JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD YOU BACK BRO


gravityhasnolimit:

filmusic:

Best friends forever. 

EAT THE PIE ILL FEED IT TO U PLZ JUST EAT IT CLARK PLZ


serasvictorianolifequeen:

This is a hog nose. 

Look at it.

Look at it.

This 

little

fucker

is

CUTE.


fuckyeahherpetology:

Like a ssssssir.
I’d like to thank my friend Shannon Hammer of Cold-Blooded Creation for this masterpiece. 

fuckyeahherpetology:

Like a ssssssir.


I’d like to thank my friend Shannon Hammer of Cold-Blooded Creation for this masterpiece. 


nerdsandgamersftw:

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